CIA & FBI Conspiracy Theories
Feb 6th, 2009, in Opinion, by Achmad SudarsonoAchmad wonders what is behind Indonesia’s trail of natural disasters.
The CIA and FBI are behind Indonesia’s Natural Disasters
Halo All My Seksi Friend,
As I was strumming Koes Ploes songs on my Ukulele in the rice fields this evening, I found the time to reflect on the recent natural disasters that have hit Indonesia.
There have been tsunamis, earthquakes, landslides, global warming, floods, and the threat of volcanic eruptions.
I wondered, as my fingers picked out the tunes to Koes Ploes classics, why all of sudden do we face such woes? Then, as I slammed back my 10th Teh Poci and 3rd packet of Gudang Garam kreteks, I realized.
The CIA and the FBI engineered them all to prevent Indonesia’s rise to the greatness of the Mojopahit Empire.
Sure, I wouldn’t be surprised if the MI-6 and other agencies were in on the act as well. After all, none of the world’s superpowers want Indonesia to reverse engineer all the U.F.O. technology we have buried in our ancient temples and ruins. They want it for themselves.
So, friend, there is simply no other rational explanation behind phenomenon such as the 2004 tsunami or 2006 earthquake in Central Java.
Consider this:
* Who else has the technology ?
* Why did the USS Abraham Lincoln, the U.S. naval aircraft carrier, arrive in Banda Aceh in 2004 so quickly? They didn’t come to pose for foto-fotoan at tourism objects, (obyek wisata)! I am sure they sent all their engineers and demolitions experts to ensure that the work had been properly completed. The same for all the other natural disasters.
So, as I asked when Engelbert Humperdinck sold his Harley Davidson in 2005, why God, why?
Seksi Friend,
Indonesia is gradually, quietly on its way to becoming a global superpower, and in, fact, the world’s greatest cultural force. Think of it — now we have shows like “Extravaganza”, “Termehek-Mehek,” and “Suami-Suami Takut Istri” ? Why were none of these shows nominated at the Golden Globes?
Snubbed at the Globes
Our movies, especially of the horror variety put all of Hollywood, and even America’s Indy scene to shame? What American film could ever match recent classics such as “Pintu Terlarang,” or “Hantu Ambulans,” not to mention the “Suster Ngesot” series, possibly the zenith of Asian cinema since Akira Kurosawa.
Hollywood, as we all know, has controlled the White House since Ronald Reagan was elected. Look at all the entertainers who endorsed Barack Obama! Look at the Governor of California, Pak Arnolds Schwarzeneggers.
Of course, I am just a humble poet and many IM matters are more learned than I am. But sometimes, it is we Rakyat, ordinary people, who see things clearly. I take another drag on my 60th kretek for the day. Now I sip my final Teh Poci and look forward to my nightly Jamu as I listen to the Tokek lizards cheep-cheeping away looking at the sun set over the sawah.
206 Comments on “CIA & FBI Conspiracy Theories”
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schmerly says:
@ Lairedion.. Listen simple simon, my previous post was deleted OK, now answer my question or don’t you have the guts?
also where is this swearing your on about?
Now either put up or shut up.
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@ Assmad and AAB.. Listen you pair of village idiots, when are you going to come up with something new to say instead of going back over the same old ground time and time again, or perhaps that’s beyond your obviously limited intelligence, as you don’t even seem to be able to work out if I’m male or female, you should read my post’s you might learn something! Have you got that Pinky and Perky??
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Achmad Sudarsono says:
Bpk/Ibu Schmerly Yth,
I have composed a poem for you:
For SchmerlyOh Schmerly, don’t be surly, don’t be girly,
Please behold the Garuda, shimmering in its seksiness,Oh Shmerly, your posts are wordy, (even turdy),
So please contemplate, the words of Soekarno.
Please buy a Batik from Sarinah,
And show respect to your ketua RT/RW,
even if you are an uncultured Bule.Surely, Schmerly, these bits of wisdom are pearly,
You must study the Pancasila. -
Aluang Anak Bayang says:
Mas/Mbak schmerly,
If youre a Brown man, then it is straightforward. As bule, how can we tell? In bule land, there are swingers, bisexuals, homosexuals, intersexuals, you name it. The reason you are cordially invited (repeatedly) to study Pancasila and our Javanese philosophy was to improve your quality of life. We care for you.
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@AS.. Listen you weird little creep, what you fail to comprehend is that people are laughing AT you not WITH you, so stop being a childish boor (as in a peasant or uncultured person)
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@ All,
A new verb, noun, and adjective.
Verb:
To Schmerly: a mild insult or abuse without offering any comment on the thread or subject at hand.
ie:
“oh, Purba Negoro, is schmerlying. He must be tired or busy. He’s usually much more spirited than that.”
“In a speech, former President Megawati schmerliedabout the government.”
“10th grade essay grade: D -. Unfortunately, this essay doesn’t rise above schmerlying.”
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@ AAB..
If youre a Brown man, then it is straightforward
Do you mean the banci’s that line the streets of Jakarta at night?
In bule land, there are swingers, bisexuals, homosexuals, intersexuals, you name it
But of course this sort of thing doesn’t happen in Indonesia does it? people who live in glass houses Etc., or perhaps you condone marrying under-age little girls, which is illegal in “bule land.
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schmerly is a name you halfwit, and there are many people with the same name, but now assmad has a whole different meaning! but it you seem happy with it.
BTW Your under the delusion you can write poetry, duh!! I’ve seen better from a five year old, now try and act grown up and stop being such a numpty. -
Cukurungan says:
you condone marrying under-age little girls, which is illegal in “bule land.
Of course, the bule land is the land of weird, the bule illegalized of a honorable marrying process but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
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Sorry, to schmerly, Schmerly, but Proper nouns have been changing into verbs for hundreds of years in the English language.
Example:
He MacGuyvered a solution.
The following is a personal favorite and not really a noun into a verb, just re-christening an act. From U.S. sex columnist Dan Savage:
Santorum
(It’s too disgusting, you’ll have to look it up!)
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Seksi Mr. Patoengs Yth.,
Yes, he’s an all-American family man. The sins of the father may indeed be visited upon the sons.
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@ Cuk..
the bule illegalized of a honorable marrying process
So paedophilia is OK with you is it? your the “weird” one.
but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
What are you on about? once again check your FACTS, I think you’ll find in the West you go to jail if you mess around with children, and kids in the West have a lot more protection from people like you than the kids in Indonesia do.
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Old Assmad the village sage is still at it, why don’t you get a life you old fool, you go on like a gossiping old village ibu2.
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Schmerls,
We tried.
We did.
You’re just not shaping up as the brightest star in the galaxy, sharpest knife in the drawer, most colorful feather in the Garuda plumage…
You know what I mean.
Achmad.
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What a relief that is ibu Assmad, now you can go back to your gossiping and try and impress somebody else.
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Mas/Mbak schmerly,
Thank you for clarifying. I thought 1st letter of name should begin with upper case letter; just as you said ‘islam’ should start with capital ‘I’. Or maybe only Asian have to write perfect English? You have to be patient with us because most Javanese like myself learnt our English from pirated American movies.
Have you read about Javanese philosophy from the link I gave you? It will be your lost if you refuse to heed my word.
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What are you on about? once again check your FACTS, I think you’ll find in the West you go to jail if you mess around with children, and kids in the West have a lot more protection from people like you than the kids in Indonesia do.
More protection does not mean that the chilldren and kids in the west are less molested than the kid in Indonesia as you can enjoy the link below:
http://heartlandvalues.blogspot.com/2000/06/never-ending-chronicle-of-church.html
Matthew Joseph Elliott, former aide to Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, was convicted of sexual exploitation of a child.[2]
John David Roy Atchison, Republican prosecutor, was arrested for soliciting sex from a 5-year old girl, then killed himself three weeks later. At the time of his arrest, Atchison was an “assistant U.S. attorney” appointed by President Bush’s attorney general.[8]
for your satisfaction please enjoy the link below:
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@Cukurungan.. Yes these crimes do happen in the West, and exactly as I said these people were jailed, in Indonesia you’ll find child molestation is covered up and largely goes unreported for fear of bringing shame on the family, so don’t try and pretend it doesn’t happen. http://www.unicef.org/indonesia/protection.html
but they legalized a f*ck**g a little girls and a boys
So where did you get the above information?
So paedophilia is OK with you is it?
I noticed you didn’t answer this one.
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@ AAB..If you don’t understand what a “spell checker” is ask someone who does.
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Bpk/Ibu Schmerly Yth.,
Please continue to study the Pancasila in more depth. Much better you are showing Seksi Mr. AAB some deference as your senior.
Oke Friend ?
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TheWrathOfGrapes says:
Okay guys – time out.
AAB – quick, ask me what a spell checker is…
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers…
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew. -
@Ibu Assmad..same old rhetoric like a broken record, try and come up with a new idea, or is that asking to much?
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Mas/Mbak schmerly,
So now you said you forgot to use spell checker. Okay that is understandable.
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@ all, don’t forget the new term invented yesterday:
To schmerly: the act of mild insult or abuse without making a comment.
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TheWrathOfGrapes.. brilliant LoL.
AAB
If you don’t understand what a “spell checker” is ask someone who does
Just to refresh your memory.
Stop being so bodoh!
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@ all, don’t forget the new term invented yesterday:
Assmad self-explanatory.
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Desi Arnez says:
I’m sorry that I only discovered this wonderful website today! I’ll be sure to look at back issues; Achmad Sudarsono, I must warn you that by telling the truth you’re putting yourself at huge risk! The CIA is an all powerful organization-many of us believe that the Alien Grays dance to their tune, not the other way around! Be careful, my brother! And hooray for Abudabi! He rightly blames nudity on the evil Americans. Nudity is one of the greatest problems facing Indonesia and the Third World today. Put some clothes on, in the name of Allah!
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@DA…
He rightly blames nudity on the evil Americans. Nudity is one of the greatest problems facing Indonesia and the Third World today
That remark is a bit simplistic, wouldn’t that be nice if that was their only problem?
So all Americans are evil? I can see your open minded and not bit prejudice.
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Schmerly,
No guts to answer my questions. Lame.