300 – Achmad & Ross Insult Duel

May 19th, 2009, in Opinion, by

The long wait is over, Achmad & Ross finally face off in 300.

Insultathon

  • 3 days
  • 3 rounds
  • 300 words

Achmad and Ross face off.

The Voting

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147 Comments on “300 – Achmad & Ross Insult Duel”

  1. Odinius says:

    All in good fun, and not Balinese in the slightest 🙂

    But good question…what the hell was I doing in Kuta?! I feel dirty just thinking about that place…

  2. Oigal says:

    Ody… I know 🙂 . I know what you mean about Kuta, but its not the tourists that make it that way, its gross mismanagment..quick nasty profit (and small change at that) over long term sustainable profit which takes everyones needs into account.

    In fact, it might be fun to open a thread with limited access for the insulters..certain standards needed (elitest bast..d I am).

    No out right lies or crap (Cuk and AAB are out for instance), ability to comprehend the concept and move on past any one point..

    At the risk of a chocolate missle (I can’t help myself) poor Farah takes thing way too personal and gets locked into logic loops.

    However, I would think a duel with Patrick our resident Religious snake handler, Ross Aak Senator McCarthy’s and Hoover’s lovechild, Assmad our resident Mini-me of everything negative Javanese would make an interesting thread.

    As the mini-me said, raw insults are boring and lack imagination, but to take someones position, twist it and turn it in a brutal but humorous fashion then thats fun.

    Although Patrick (and his Isam equiv) would not be allowed to escape with the “coz god said so” line

  3. Cukurungan says:

    No out right lies or crap (Cuk and AAB are out for instance), ability to comprehend the concept and move on past any one point..

    Ha.. ha.. ha… because you could not handle the truth that I have been revealed and the bule myth that I have been busted…pak oigal yth…the only different between a Muslim even the dirty one like me compare the other that we will not and never tell a lie for whatever the reason….if some one claimed himself as a Muslim but his habits is liar, you should raise question that his faith is also another deceit….in the contrary, a bule especially the infidels one, his deceit is well known inherent on him and anything what he do or gift he given, it must be something behind it or there will be charge back or bill later on.

    As your information even Pangeran Diponegoro was not lose in the battle field but He did not realize the inherent of bule deceit

  4. Ross says:

    Aaah, TreeFellow, where is Ross?
    Still here, but net-disabled for most of this week.

    Communism? We can all inspect its tomes, if we have a taste for mind-numbing boredom, but better to inspect its record, invoking the memories of Peter Fechter, Imre Nagy, Jan Palach, Pastor Brusewitz, Huber Matos and all the millions of other victims.
    Also the Alger Hisses and other turn-coats whom Joe McCarthy and Edgar Hoover did their best to quell, earning eternal hatred and defamation from people who can’t stand that truth will out.

    I don’t have a lot of quarrel with democratic socialists, especially in Indoensia, where the rich are loathesome, selfish swine, for the most part; but reds have always been S.O.B.s and the PKI as bad as any. As I have oft observed, the innocent, ignorant dupes scape-goated in 1965 didn’t deserve what happened, but Aidit did.

  5. Oigal says:

    Tell us about Christmas Island again chuck?? laugh..
    Why even calm reserved Jamna kicks your scraggy arse all over IM without even raising a factual sweat.

  6. treespotter says:

    Ross, you sound so 50s.

  7. Cukurungan says:

    Tell us about Christmas Island again chuck?? laugh..
    Why even calm reserved Jamna kicks your scraggy arse all over IM without even raising a factual sweat.

    Pak Oigal (Sexy) Yth,

    I regret to inform you that I am not a good guy but I will not embarrass my self to exchange lengthly word with a little girl like you.
    However, please check again on each of my post, in any topic, it had became the closing mark of the posting because no one could rebuff the truth on it, I think you confuse to differentiate between me the legend of (the bule myth buster) with Pak Purba Negoro or Our Comrade (Bule and Chinese hater).

    regards,

    Humble Brownman

  8. diego says:

    Where is AAB? It’s Lair’s fault (again), with his background-check thingy. That scared AAB off.

  9. Lairedion says:

    Me? I didn’t do anything…

  10. Lairedion says:

    diego,

    You think too high of me. I was looking for pearly schmerly’s avatar and surprise, surprise, it was all over Asian porn sites.

    About AAB, I didn’t check his background, why would I? I only challenged his “bule-esque” comments. He decided for himself he was exposed and hit the road. For a person who have insulted almost every single person here he has surprisingly low stamina.

    But if you miss him here he is:

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    Another pic.

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  11. Odinius says:

    There are so many characters on here sometimes I wonder if this is some sort of method acting forum…

    …though some are actually pretty clever 🙂

  12. diego says:

    Ok, fine, now that AAB is out, who’s going to be the defender / promotor of javaism?

  13. a-matter-of-fact says:

    Is this Indonesia Matter or anything that matters even if that is just a squabble between two nobody and coupled with plenty of busybody.

    Anything discuss that concerns Indonesian Matters or is that just to make a presence felt. I guess the latter comes more befiting.

    Well I guess obstinacy and idiotic bureaucracy is being brought to the limelight of uncontrollable display of over reacted zealots.

    I wonder when the webmaster is going to make all these go away. I am sure no one is intereste in their own private arguments.

  14. Oigal says:

    Getting better Chuck, slightly incoherent, rambling resonse with just enough content to warrant some idle time, although “little girl”???? serious. There has to be some standards on “insult a thread” try something like..

    Talking to you, it occurs to me that whilst education and knowledge continues to advance in leaps and bounds at the same time evolution is creating bigger and more arrogant idiots…..so far evolution is winning..

    See ..just a bit of thought chuck..(oops thought..ok fair enough get a friend to help you recognise it, when it comes)

    eer “Fact”… maybe you missed the point of this thread?

  15. Ross says:

    So Fifties? Well, there are a lot of folks who’d rather air-brush communism’s record from the history books, and class-rooms, so no harm in reminding them of what those poor people had to suffer, not just in one decade but from 1917 up through the 1968 Prague Spring and on into the 80s, when I was marching in protests for the Polish Solidarnocz.
    What I try to do is counter the absurd Jakarta Post-style push for sympathy for these evil oldsters, who express no word of regret for their PKi involvement. They were a bad lot, and deserve no sympathy. If they showed signs of repentance in their twilgiht years, I’d be happy to let it go, sudahlah.

  16. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Ross,

    collective ownership is the only way to liberate the peasants, Ross. Plus, revolutions take sacrifice.

  17. Janma says:

    but if you liberate the peasants, who will grow all the food?

  18. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    they will. they’ll just do it on collective farms.

    c’mon janma, you know I’m joking.

    how’s bali ?

  19. janma says:

    bali’s good Achmad….. the peasants are liberated here…..

  20. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Mbak Janma Yth., isn’t there alot of feudal crap still ?

  21. janma says:

    Ah don’ wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    -From Janma… hoping to be insulted for cutting and pasting…

  22. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Hi Janma,

    That was a weird outburst. Or are you just trying to get in on the insult gig ?

  23. diego says:

    I second you Achmad.
    Mbok Janma, isn’t there alot of feudal crap still?

  24. Janma says:

    I was trying to join the insult fest….when i wrote it your feudal crap post wasn’t there yet…and in answer to your question i would say not so much. before balinese kings could pretty much just steal land if they had the military power…. they can’t really do that now.

  25. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Oh. Ok. Thanks. But I think you can do better than Holy Grail. Also, who are you trying to insult — the whole post ?? : P

  26. Ross says:

    Revolutions take sacrifice, yes, but Mao lived in luxury even during the phoney Long March. Look at Cuba’s wonderful health service, only for the ruling class. Stalin’s elite in their fine dachas. Sacrifice…
    Mao, and his supine side-kick Chou En Lai, sacrificed only the peasantry whom they pretended to care about, by forcing them into collectives then watching with not a whit of concern while inevitably they starved…Red China even gave away food to other tyrannies during the Great Hunger.
    The Soviets sacrificed both peasants and industrial workers, reducing parts of Ukraine to cannibalism, much as North Korea has done in recent times.

    Much the same grim story in every other Communist state, e.g. Vietnam and Castro’s junta, where free trades unions are crushed. If workers liked being enslaved, they could surely be allowed to choose their own representatives to laud the idea…as for land to the peasants, a fair suggestion, but not to then have it stolen back into communes by commissars.

  27. Oigal says:

    “If workers liked being enslaved, they could surely be allowed to choose their own representatives to laud the idea…as for land to the peasants, a fair suggestion, but not to then have it stolen back into communes by commissars.”

    Which is probably the point Ross, are you suggesting the vast majority of workers (more correctly peasants I guess) in Indonesia aren’t enslaved now?

    If you a peasant getting the stuffing kick out of you day after day (read the recent article on tobacco farmers in the Globe). Is it really any wonder people turn to communism or the PKS as an alternative. Certainly for millions of poor, Democracy (?) aint improved their life much. Although not sure if you would Indonesia a democracy though, perhaps a mutant and uglier version of the railway barons of the early west.

    What is interesting is it appears that the upper middle class think this exploitation of the people can go on for ever without repercussions, yet Indonesian history proves this ain’t so.

  28. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Ross,

    Your comments are nothing but the bourgeois rantings of an imperialist running dog.

    All means of production must be in the hands of the workers.
    The workers and the state are inseparable.
    Private property is a crime against the worker and thus the state.
    All private property must be confiscated and nationalized.

    But we must start with the most reactionary class: capital owners.

  29. Janma says:

    Oh. Ok. Thanks. But I think you can do better than Holy Grail. Also, who are you trying to insult — the whole post ?? : P

    Actually, it happened the wrong way round….. i wasn’t looking for something to write into the insult fest… it just so happened that phrase jumped out at me from an email my son sent me right when I felt like hurling an insult type phrase. I figured it’s an insult, so it can go in here. The result might have been that someone would have a go at me for it…. you know, something along the lines of
    “Can’t even think up you’re own insult, what!”
    “Dasar cutter paster!” and the like…..
    i was at hoping for an accusation of plagiarism at the very least…. seems I don’t inspire insults…. I think I’m glad now though, was in a feisty mood at the time… wanted to have a go at one of my customers for being an armchair revolutionary, neo colonialist purple person, and couldn’t (seeing as he’s my customer…) then as I was making Mr. Bean type under my breath complainy noises, that phrase was there; just begging to be copy pasted…… and the rest is history.

  30. Achmad Sudarsono says:

    Mbak Janma Yth.,

    How would u have voted on the original stoush ?

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