Signs That Your Son is Gay
Aug 29th, 2008, in News, by Patung
Ahmad Dhani’s theories on how rock music can prevent your son becoming gay.
Rock musician Ahmad Dhani, or Dhani Ahmad, ex-husband of Maia, recently said that he was very concerned that his sons would one day become gay, particularly with the mass murderer Ryan case still on his mind, and because in Jakarta these days there were a lot of gays around, and:
Being gay is like being a drug user.
From when his boys were very young Dhani said he had tried to ensure that they heard lots of rock music, because real men like rock music. One of the early warning signs of homosexuality in children was:
If your young son doesn’t like rock music you have to be on your guard, because gays don’t like rock music.
There might be other methods:
Parents have to find ways to prevent their children becoming gay.
Dhani and one of his sons.
If children did eventually become homosexual then their father was to blame: inilah
It’s the fault of the father for not inculcating in the boy the right spirit.
95 Comments on “Signs That Your Son is Gay”
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Glenn Stewart says:
People like you are the reason this world is so ass backwards.
What a stupid and idiotic theory that gay people do not like rock!
I am gay, I like rock! I know a lot of gays that like rock and roll.
Is your head so far up your ass you have no sense of reality?This is 2011!!! You are living in 1910!
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diego says:
But you can be sure your son is gay if:
(1) He listens to sh*ts like lady gaga.
(2) Has no friend, except some 1 or 2 virtual friends in playstation network, playing stupid senseless game like grand theft auto.
(3) Has no extracurricular activities at school.
(4) Has nothing to talk about, except stupid shits like jailbraking iphone and whatever shits is on engadget. Showing no cultural or social sense for kid of his age (17).
(5) Fat slob, with horrible, pale-to-pinkish skinned (as in PIG), pimpled face.
(6) Has never had sex although he’s already 17 (see point #5 then you’ll understand why).
(7) Mingle with snobby, bitchy, fat slob amorphic girlie-men (who also listen anda _dance_ to lady gaga and other shitty divas).
(8) Presumed.Based on observation on someone else’s kid.
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For that kind of kid I described above, I found the word in urbandictionary.com: JAGGAR
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jaggar&defid=3281802
A sissy man commonly referred to as a fat sack of shit, he waste his life daily farming gear and gaining levels on WoW. He has no social life what so ever, he hisses at the sun. It is said to be so that jaggar has spent over 1800hrs in a single chair.NO evidence was provided to prove said claim but it is widely speculated to be true. As friends and family stand by as his fat&rage meters sky rockets, his social life & physical well being are plummeting to level never thought reachable.
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Eko says:
Ahmad should live in the holy Muslim Middle East, where rockers can be suspected of Satanism.
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(tell me how many heterosexualls abuse drugs and are alcoholics?)
At a rough guess i would put the split at around 96%+ hetro,s abuse drugs and alcohol to +/-4% gay people, and that is only the people that I am aquainted with